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***LAST FEW***

LIVE MUSIC & COMEDY

Sunday 24th November - 5:30pm
Cellar Magnifique, Woking

"Witty, touching and superbly delivered."
Stuart,
Ed Fringe audience review

"The most refreshingly honest and enjoyable show"
Chris, Ed Fringe audience review

Following her run at this year's Edinburgh Fringe, Hajar brings you her first ever live music and comedy solo show.

 

Hajar J. Woodland was raised in a strict Muslim household where birthdays weren’t celebrated and performing on stage was banned, and yet somehow she ended up a professional singer entertaining celebrities and finance bros at luxury events and private parties.

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First Love weaves original music, funny stories and Hajar’s favourite songs from her 15-year singing career into a sincere show that explores what it means to find love and your voice.

"This show is a sensational mix of story telling, singing, and comedy. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll sing. Go see this show, it is a must!!"
Stephen, Ed Fringe audience review

Hajar will sing popular covers from 5:30pm (requests welcome) and then will take a short break before performing First Love, her live music and comedy hour. The evening will finish at 7:30pm.

BOOK NOW

Ticket only

Discounted ticket + half medium cheese/ charcuterie sharing platter + half-carafe of 'Taste to Discover' wine.

Christmas
Comedy Magnifique

***LAST FEW***

A Funny Festive Feast with the brightest stars of modern standup

Tuesday 17th December
7:30pm | £25

Join us on the third Tuesday of every month for Comedy Magnifique, a Noisy Badger Night bringing you the brightest stars of modern standup.

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Your host Hajar J. Woodland will guide you through a wine-snortingly good evening of gags, giggles and tipples.

 

For our Christmas comedy night, we're doing one £25 ticket that covers a glass of sparkling Cremant Brut (or 0.5 Anglais mocktail) and a festive platter of Christmassy cheeses, mini mince pies, bread & crackers, all complemented with a barrel of laughs, some Christmas singalongs and a stocking filler giveaway!

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We've got a superb lineup for you and will be welcoming back Cellar favourites, Rosie Holt, Prince Abdi, Martin Graham and Aisha Amanduri!

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Please note, due to the nature of comedy events and last-minute TV bookings, lineups are subject to change but you'll be guaranteed a super replacement.

Comedy + Cremant + Christmas platter

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Comedy Magnifique

Woking's freshest comedy night

Tuesday 21st January
7:30pm | £10

Join us on the third Tuesday of every month for Comedy Magnifique, a Noisy Badger Night bringing you the brightest stars of modern standup.

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Your host Hajar J. Woodland will guide you through a wine-snortingly good evening of gags, giggles and tipples.

 

This month we welcome Fatiha El-Ghorri, Hamish Lloyd-Barnes and Kate-Lois Elliot, with our closing (possibly un-hyphenated) headline act TBA!

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Please note, due to the nature of comedy events and last-minute TV bookings, lineups are subject to change but you'll be guaranteed a super replacement.

BOOK NOW

Ticket only

Comedy + half medium cheese/ charcuterie sharing platter + half-carafe of 'Taste to Discover' wine.

Information for Comics

Interested in performing at one of our nights or putting on a WIP show?

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All the FYIs

Data and mailing list signup:
The payment buttons above take you to a secure Stripe payment page. Once you've paid, your email address and the name on your payment card will be shared with Noisy Badger; you'll be automatically signed up to Noisy Badger's mailing list for updates on this and future events - you can unsubscribe easily at any time. Your data is secure, and we'll pass on your name only to Cellar Magnifique who will use it as your bar reservation name (although we reserve the right to pass on your email address if deemed necessary e.g. non-payment).

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Restaurant and seating enquiries:

You can book up to eight tickets through the payment link - look for the 'Quantity' dropdown menu. Once you've booked your place, there's no need to make a separate reservation with the bar, but if you'd like to be seated with other attendees, please email Cellar Magnifique or call on 01483 730407. Please note, Noisy Badger (aka Hajar) only provides the entertainment. Please direct all seating and dietary enquiries to Cellar Magnifique. The bar will endeavour to seat guests according to their preferences and party size, where possible. Please bear in mind that especially on busy nights it may not be possible to accommodate all requests.

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On the night:

Give your name as you would for any restaurant reservation and you'll be seated. You don't need a ticket but you should receive an email confirmation within a few minutes of purchase. If you don't, please check your junk mail, or drop us a line if you're unsure. For our monthly night, please arrive by 7:15 - your table will be available from 7pm. The show starts at 7:30pm and wraps up by 9:30 with two breaks. For WIP nights, the starting time's the same but we'll usually be wrapped up by 9pm at the latest.

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